About
Paranoid Hosting
Born from the digital frontier, forged in the fires of paranoid security
Our Mission:
Supporting Your Success
We exist to bridge the gap between brilliant marketing and rock-solid technology. Marketing agencies excel at creating beautiful websites and driving results, but maintaining, securing, and expanding those sites? That’s where we come in.
We’re not here to compete with your marketing expertise. We’re here to be your technical backbone – the invisible force that keeps everything running smoothly while you focus on what you do best.
Robust Backups
To preserve your content, we offer a deep backup structure tailored to your site’s needs. Updates range from nightly to hourly and are stored in multiple identical copies, which are then distributed throughout physical locations inside and outside the United States. Prudence is the goal of our virtual storehouses.
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Values
The principles that guide every decision in the digital frontier
Paranoid Security
We assume every threat is real and prepare accordingly. Your data deserves military-grade protection.
Code Excellence
Clean, maintainable code that stands the test of time. We build solutions that scale with your business.
Partnership Focus
We’re not here to replace your marketing team – we’re here to empower them with solid technical foundations.
Lightning Response
When issues arise, we respond at grid speed. Your site’s uptime is our obsession.
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Operators
A team of paranoid perfectionists who live and breathe secure, scalable web solutions
‘Cause you never know what’s lurking in the code…
