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Digital Frontier<\/h2>\n\n<\/div>\n\n
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Secure, reliable hosting in the digital grid. Where your data lives protected in our paranoid-secure servers.<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n\n

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There is using caution, and then there is being paranoid. We prefer the latter.<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Maybe you spend time worrying about keeping your website running. You take care to make a back up and use \u201cpAs$w0rD\u201d instead of \u201cpassword\u201d. You even run a malware scanner once in a while \u2019cause ya never know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But to be overly zealous in your website security, customer experience, and up-time you need to be more than occasionally concerned about the dangers to your data. You need to stay on top of the dangers. Expecting the worst and actively planning for it is just what we do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We understand most people don\u2019t have time to be paranoid about data breaches, out of date software, and malware taking down a website.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The good news is that you don\u2019t have to. We\u2019ll be paranoid for you so you can concentrate on running your business. We actively monitor your website\u2019s health and intervene when appropriate to keep your data secure, your website functional, and your customers\u2019 experience predictable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You run your business knowing your website is in good hands.<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n

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Our four levels of service offer you just the right amount of paranoia to assure your expectations are met.<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

From minor anxiety to fully delusional our level of service will assure we are appropriately paranoid on your behalf so you can rest well at night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We see it as our responsibility to assure your website is safe from destruction whether intentional or accidental. And if your site is ever compromised we will bring it back to its last know healthy state from one of the redundant backups we keep. Contact us<\/strong><\/a> today if you have too much website maintenance on your mind and need to outsource your paranoia.<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n

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Advanced hosting solutions designed for the digital frontier<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n\n

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Dedicated Servers<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

High-performance servers with paranoid-level security protocols<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n

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DDoS Protection<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Military-grade protection against digital attacks and intrusions<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n

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Lightning Speed<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Grid-optimized performance with sub-millisecond response times<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n

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Encrypted data vaults with quantum-resistant security measures<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n

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24\/7 Monitoring<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Continuous surveillance of your digital presence<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n

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Global Network<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Worldwide server grid for optimal connectivity<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n

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Select the perfect hosting plan for your digital presence<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n\n

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Migration<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

$300<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perfect for newcomers to the grid<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Premium hosting<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

$150\/month<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

For growing digital entities<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Master Control<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

$250\/month<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ultimate power on the grid<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Initialize<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

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Ready to join the digital frontier? Contact our grid operators<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n\n

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